Musings a la MichelledaBelle |
These are a few of my favorite things... . |
| Aries: | Yeah hold on I'm just going to make a really risky decision... |
| Taurus: | OKAY WHO SAID I WAS WRONG?! FUCK YOU, BITCH I AM RIGHT. |
| Gemini: | Commitment? FUCK. RUN AWAY! |
| Cancer: | *sobbing hysterically in a corner* |
| Leo: | EVERYONE LOOK AT HOW BEAUTIFUL I AM. DAMMIT, I SAID LOOK! FUCK! |
| Virgo: | LOOK AT THE MESS OF THIS FUCKING PLACE! |
| Libra: | ORDER! ORDER IN THE COURT! |
| Scorpio: | SO. FUCKING. HORNY. ALL. THE. TIME. |
| Sagittarius: | CAN EVERYONE HURRY THE FUCK UP. |
| Capricorn: | *busy scheming ambitiously in a corner* |
| Aquarius: | *not even paying attention to anyone and is lost in their own dreamland* |
| Pisces: | I still have no idea what I want. Nor what is going on. |
| Sofia Vergara: | BOARD WIDTH CHORE JUAN TRIC LIPSTIC? DEN LID A DUBBLE LIVE! WIDTH NU BLASS FLIPSTIC FROM CUPBOARDGERL. CREAMY COLLAR ON JUAN END, CHIMMERY COLLAR ON THE UTTER. SO YOU CAN FLEP CHORE LOOK FROM DA MANURE TO DAIRY. NU BLASS FLIPSTIC FROM CUPBOARDGERL. |
Pixar: The only company that takes the time to make animated blooper reels.
(Source: disneyprince, via goscrewaduck)
mynightmaresareaboutlosingyou:
Imagine if at the end of mockingjay you hear Peeta say:”You love me, real or not real?”. After that the screen goes black and you hear Katniss say:”Real.”
and then the movie is over AND SO IS YOUR ENTIRE LIFE BECAUSE IT’LL BE THE LAST MOVIE AND GOSH MY FEELS.
(Source: realestoptimist, via dalirumm)
Jennifer Lawrence (via ruperts)
(Source: fandango.com, via unbreakablebow)
(Source: eternityofmisery, via heynips)
(Source: groundedonthedaily, via ooolalamisskarencitaa)
So.
Not to be a super creep. But… hi.
I think that you should maybe come back in while I’m working Friday night?
That is unless you, you know, don’t live in the neighborhood, or have a girlfriend, or are really freaked out by my impressive facebooking skills. In which case, I’ll pretend to not be embarrassed and we can move on.
Buuuut if not.
It’d be cool to see you maybe?
You are on the precipice of a new beginning, Pisces. This time represents a grand opportunity for you. To make the most of it, you will need to truly leave the past behind - not just the negative effects it had on your life, but you will also need to alter some of the ways you dealt with life in the past. You need to be more proactive in your own life. You need to take charge. As you move forward, try to evaluate what caused the problems you had. If you can be honest with yourself, this could be a positive, life-changing shift in where your life goes from here.
here’s my number, so please oh god don’t call i hate talking on the phone send me a text if you need me and don’t get mad if it...
rosa parkour
leaping over segregation
googling lyrics even if you know them before you use them in a text post so you don’t embarrass yourself in front of the internet